A portable, hand-held container intended to be directly urinated into by a patient for excretory purposes; it may be specific to male or female patients, or unisex. It is typically in the form of a bottle with a handle, or a bag, or pouch; it may include a noninvasive funnel and tubing, and may have a drain with a stopper in it to facilitate emptying. It is not intended to be worn by the patient and is not intended to measure urine output. This is a reusable device.